duck. duck. dragon!

fearsomeness correlates with awesomeness

a proof by way of dragons

fearsomeness. name. awesomeness.

1. vermithrax pejorative 1.
2. the male 2.
3. hungarian horntail 4.
4. draco 3.
5. malificent 5.
6. smaug 7.
7. spyro 6.
8. falkor 8.
9. mushu 9.
10. quetzal 10.

dinosaurs with ridiculous names…

…that should have just been named after me.

• cryptosaurus
• craterosaurus
• gigantspinosaurus
• chungkingosaurus
• serendipaceratops
• gilmoreosaurus
• newtonsaurus

come on..

my favorite dinosaurs, by infraorder

• ankylosaur: gastonia
• stegosaur: kentrosaurus
• pachycephalosaur: stygimoloch
• ceratopsian: styracosaurus
• iguanodont: iguanodon
• hadrosaur: parasaurolophus
• sauropod: argentinosaurus
• carnosaur: allosaurus
• ceratosaur: indosuchus
• dromaeosaur: deinonychus

my favorite robots, in order

1. megatron, transmetal 2
2. rampage
3. inferno
4. droideka
5. robosaurus
6. moe
7. wall-e
8. hk-aerial
9. sentinels
10. red dragon thunderzord
11. spider-slayer mark xvii
12. ed-209

Never have I been told so much and known so little.
The tragedy of man is an invariable want next to be happier.

Smoke & Mirrors by RJD2 (not The Receiving End of Sirens)

Who knows what tomorrow will bring
Maybe sunshine or maybe the rain
But as for me, I’ll wait and see
And maybe it’ll bring my love to me, oh…

Who knows what tomorrow will bring
Maybe sunshine or maybe the rain
But as for me, I’ll wait and see
And maybe it’ll bring my love to me, oh…

And then she sings…

Sometimes it’s a rainy day
Just to let you know
Everything’s going to be all right
All right…

And that’s all I need
in the city closest to my heart.